申请英国留学遭遇奇葩签证问题

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  经专家统计,有一群令人大开眼界的孩子们曾在申请签证时问过这样的问题,从惊人的自白到没脑子的提问。小伙伴们,申请签证时千万别学他们。跟车结婚合法吗?这货问得出口?还有更奇葩的问题么?赶快来看看吧:

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  1、“我听说可卡因在哥伦比亚是合法的,这是真的吗?”-----一申请从法国到哥伦比亚签证的孩子。“I‘ve heard that cocaine is legal in Columbia; is this true?” - an enquiry from a visa applicant looking to move there from France.

  2、“在英国找老婆是不是容易点儿?我急需一老婆呢!”---一申请英国签证的秘鲁人。

  “Do you know if it’s easier to find a wife in England? I‘m struggling here.” - said a Peruvian applicant for a UK visa.

  3、“在英国是不是每个人跟女王都是朋友啊?”---一申请英国签证的日本人。

  “Is everybody friends with the Queen?” - asked a Japanese applicant looking to move to England.

  4、“如果我住到美国去是不是就能成为电影明星呢?”---一申请美国签证的菲律宾人。

  “If I live in America, will I be a movie star?” - question posed by a Filipino applicant.

  5、“我特喜欢艾尔顿约翰,可他又不来这里,只好我过去咯,嘿!你在英国是不是经常看见他?”---一申请英国签证的多哥人。“I want to be closer to Elton John. He doesn’t come to Togo. Do you see him much in Britain?”- a man from Togo professing to be Elton John‘s biggest fan and looking to move to the UK.

  6、“你们那儿跟车结婚合不合法?”---申请去危地马拉的美国哥们儿。

  “Is it legal to marry your car?” - question asked by a man from the USA looking to move to Guatemala.

  7、“偷偷告诉你哈,我犯过罪,但没被抓到,嘿嘿,你说我要是移民到你们那儿,是不是就免罪了。。。”---一从意大利来的申请人。

  “I’ve committed a serious crime, but I haven‘t been caught or convicted. Will I be immune once I move?” asked an individual from Italy.

  8、“不会说荷兰语是不是违法的?”---一申请荷兰申根签证的中东人士。

  “Is it illegal if I don’t speak Dutch?” asked one applicant from the Middle East who was looking to secure a Shengen visa for the Netherlands.

  9、“听说澳大利亚是罪犯建立的,你说我去之前是不是得有个犯罪记录啊?”---一申请澳大利亚的马来西亚人。“Somebody told me that Australia was founded by criminals. Do I have to have a criminal record to move there?” - a Malaysian based enquiry for an Australian visa.

  10、“我没有签证。。。所以我打算坐船去葡萄牙,不坐飞机。。。你说他们会让我住那儿吗?”---一申请去葡萄牙的英国人。“I don‘t have a passport. If I sail to Portugal but don’t fly will they let me live there?” - asked a UK resident looking to move there.

  

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